It's time to take a break...

People always tell us moms that we need to make time for ourselves. That we need to make sure we are taking moments away to keep our sanity. But how do you know it's time? That it's time to leave the baby with someone competent anyone who is available, and go get some coffee and see a movie with blood and swears? Well, here is my top five list:

1. You start to understand Chica from The Sunny Side Up Show on Sprout without any interpretation.


2. When shopping for clothes for yourself you find yourself gravitating to your kid's favorite color. When you get in the dressing room you suddenly exclaim "Everything does NOT have to be pink!"

3. All the cup holders in your car are filled with sippy cups or juice boxes.

4. There are more princess songs playing on your pandora channel than rock 'n roll.

5. You have had to touch someone else's pee, poop or puke more than once in a day.

All of these are true for me today. It's time to get up out of my house and talk to some grown ups.